I started this blog with boobs and since they're so popular I shall include them always. Until I change my mind.
Today's boobs are donated by my granddaughter. She calls me Grammy because I refuse to be called grandma or granny. I made that clear the day she was born. I also asked her to draw boobs. Here they are.
Nice!
I could write about asking my granddaughter to draw boobs using long, exhausting complete sentences...or maybe one Faulkneresque sentence that goes on and on and on for pages and days in order to make this particular blog searchworthy for pedophiles who want to advertise their kiddy porn sites disguised as lingerie for tots. Ewwww.
Obviously I don't know what I'm doing. AdSense? Why not? I don't particularly like the look of random ads on my nice, clean blog page but I was willing to let it fly. Day one: ads for bras and Asian women. I get that. It was relevant. Apparently my content related to porn sites disguised as bra ads. Day two: no ads and a nice e-mail from Google telling me that in order to be adworthy I must use complete sentences and write longer paragraphs.
With the exception of boobs, less is more. I think.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to spend the rest of my day doing more than anyone in their right mind wants to read about. Key words: Excuuuuuuuuse ME!
KS: I know how to write long paragraphs and sentences and I will consider it to make the Google Gods happy.
RL: NOT!
